Didn’t King Missile Write A Song About This?

Thanks to the FanHouse’s Michael David Smith, we are made aware of the latest invention, a remote-controlled flying penis, as used to disrupt a speech by Russian democracy advocate and chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov by pro-Kremlin folk:

I want a battery powered cock-chopper. Then again, imagine the run it could get in sex shops — you could aim it perfectly.

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