He Could Probably See Into Putin’s Soul, Too

Yes, he has apparently won AP's top sports columnist award three out of the last four years. I'm just as shocked as you are.

This man has apparently won AP's top sports columnist award three out of the last four years. I'm just as shocked as you are.

I know Bill Plaschke writes columns so ridiculously stupid that critiquing them and ripping him is like bringing a rocket launcher to the knife party, but I’ll be damned if mocking him for claiming he could judge the attitude of the USC football team just by observing them slouching and such ain’t fun.

STOP JUDGING ME LIKE THAT. Just go read.

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My Prayers Were Answered

More often than not, my mental response to Bill Plaschke’s L.A. Times columns is something along the lines of, “God, this guy can go eat a dick as far as I’m concerned.”

Well, he and a Chicago Trib reporter actually did — in the name of Sino-American relations while covering the Olympics.

If you make it all the way through the video, I salute you.