- Apparently Kim Kardashian’s curves are too much for beau Reggie Bush, who’s pushing her to lose weight. Reggie, you must be out of your mind — why would you leave this behind?*
- We now return you to “As The Rocket Implodes.” Our latest episode: rumors that Kirk Radomski has found shipping receipts for HGH he sent to Roger Clemens.
- J.D. Drew, All-Star Game MVP, and he was ready to pitch if Terry Francona needed him.
- Todd Jones wants you to remember how awesome his facial hair is, despite the fact that it might not be so intimidating to hitters any more.
(*Golden showers on tape notwithstanding, she’s the only celebutante I find hot, never mind remotely attractive.)