“Yeah, The Prescription’s Under ‘Buster Iraq.'”

Given that trusting a source calling itself L.A. Rag Mag screams credibility, I’m just going on the humor potential of such a story alone: the site is claiming via someone who used to work for Alba that while she dated Derek Jeter, he left her with the gift that lasts forever; in this case, herpes. Now, usually, STDs are not terribly funny (especially when they happen to otherwise beautiful people that we would fantasize about.) Derek Jeter is supposed to be a defense asset — I can’t imagine him going without a glove. Major E-5 on his part.

Now, given the track record we have from the more carefree days of Michael Vick and the mileage earned from “Ron Mexico,” I ran it through the Ron Mexico name generator and got the name you see in the title. Now, that’s just dull. Here are some alternate suggestions that are slightly more plausible for nom de STDs — and feel free to leave yours in the comments.

  • Eric Belize
  • Mark Lesotho
  • Jason Cyprus
  • Danny Ireland
  • Leo Suriname

Tipping the cap to: The Big Lead, Larry Brown, and Sports by Brooks.

5 Responses

  1. otherwise beautiful people that we would fantasize about

    Jeter or Alba? Not that there’s anything wrong with that

    Jean-Claude Madagascar

  2. Alba, in my case, but I’m going to be equal opportunity for those who like the menfolk.

  3. I’m going with Ricky Bolivia.

  4. If you you find out that your neighbor is named Ian Tonga, stop by and say hi.

    Alex Rodriguez’s name: Ricardo Palestine. I can’t stop laughing.

  5. Meanwhile, In Iran…

    “Mr. Ahmadinejad, there’s this guy on the phone threatening to blow you up. He calls himself ‘Jorge Iceland’.”

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