Cheap Shots #59: I Didn’t Know He Wrote Columns.

Last minute reminder: if you still want to enter for the last spot in the Channel 4 News League, entries are due today (see sidebar at left). We’ll do a couple rounds of voting via Gmail, and hopefully have a winner on Monday.

• Andy Rooney needs to have his license to think revoked. [Foul Balls]
• Breaking down this weekend’s UFC action. [Rumors and Rants]
• The one and only Kobe sits down with a blogger (or emails, whatever.) [Introducing Liston]
• Marcus Hayes of the Philly Daily News should have asked for that email to be confidential, I suppose. [Crashburn Alley]
• Britt Reid is a dumbass, and also probably a bad Mormon. Andy Reid is again looking for a way to hide. [The Big Picture]
• If you haven’t read the contents of Marques Slocum’s Facebook yet, shame on you, and prepare to discover what a “fuck lion” is. [EDSBS]
• We all know the Rangers scored 30 runs this week in one game; which teams scored 29? [One More Dying Quail]
• As a fan of Keith Olbermann, I’m pleased that the upcoming Countdown prior to Sunday Night Football will be more of the same that I watch every night. I’m just not sure that there won’t be blowback. [Sports Media Watch]
• Craig Hodges, talking ish on Reggie and Penny trying to make comebacks. [The Commission]
• Comparing Vince Young to Doug Flutie? Really, Eric Moulds? [Larry Brown Sports]