Cheap Shots #58: That’s As Bad As Calling Secretaries “Administrative Assistants.”

• NASCAR calls its cheerleaders “ambassadors.” Unusually PC for them. [A Pudge Is A Sandwich]
• Fantasy football draft sleepers. [The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes]
• Tide cornerback busted for disorderly conduct. Nick Saban definitely does not have time for this shit. [Journalism is for Rockstars]
• White people: just getting to be better in everything these days. [Leave the Man Alone]
• Amazing. Someone used the Michael Vick case to question whether people care about unborn babies or illegal immigrants (make sure to scroll down to the end of the quote round-up). [Sports Media Watch]
• Nothing better than watching Notre Dame play damage control with Jimmy Clausen’s booze arrest. [I'm Writing Sports]
• Any feature called “Crotch Trauma Mondays” gets my attention. [Majorly English]
• Pac-10, getting no love in some quarters from those writers taking the Les Miles approach. [Larry Brown Sports]
• The AFC West is Justin Timberlake and the other dudes from NSYNC? (Everyone keeps underestimating the NORV! effect on the Chargers. I am telling you, he will lose games for them.) [Shot to Nothing]
• Adrian Peterson. Offensive ROY. Lock it up. [Complete Sports]