Cheap Shots #50: Adding Insult To Injury.

I just heard Mike Lupica use the term “up in your grill” to refer to the animal rights folk regarding Michael Vick on the Sports Reporters, and I think I died a little inside. Also, I clearly should take a vacation from the blog, because booze now causes hazy fever dreams that involve me investigating Joey Harrington as a crafty serial killer of quarterbacks.

  1. The TV signal goes out on the Champs d’Elysees at the Tour de France. How fitting, considering everything else that went wrong. [Foul Balls]
  2. Drew Rosenhaus better watch himself, if Kellen Winslow II really does carry a hex. [Juiced Sports Blog]
  3. Jason Tyner goes yard for the first time after more than 1200 at-bats. [Blown Coverage]
  4. Alabama fans, setting the bar high with the T-shirt designs. [Journalism is for Rockstars]
  5. Inspired measurement of the best ass on the MLB trade market. [Ladies...]
  6. Giving some of the more insipid Broncos questions to the Denver Post the treatment they deserve. [Orange Bucksnorts]
  7. Fashion round-up of Alonzo Mourning’s summer charity event — plus, D-Wade looking a little too cozy with Gabrielle Union. [Leave the Man Alone]
  8. The Cleveland Browns as Marge Simpson? Hmm. [Our Book of Scrap]
  9. Eddy Curry gets robbed in Chicago. [Can't Stop The Bleeding]
  10. Somehow I think combining the Devil Rays and the Orioles would result in something less than Voltron. [And Here Come The Pretzels!]
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4 Responses

  1. I’ve discovered that the company who made that Alabama shirt made one just like it for every SEC team.

  2. As a USC fan I would love the chance to see the Trojans prove the shirts wrong, no matter which team it is, Druid.

  3. …booze now causes hazy fever dreams that involve me investigating Joey Harrington as a crafty serial killer of quarterbacks.

    That’s cause for a break? I say you don’t stop until he’s in cahoots with Jay Fiedler.

  4. I seem to remember placing Brady Quinn in witness protection after Charlie Frye admitted he hired Harrington to off the rookie.

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